Nonsense

I don't actually know what I weigh today as I'm not at home, however I can safely predict that I've not lost weight again. I don't know what to tell you really. I've taken my foot off the gas and I've not been concentrating! 

So we've popped up to Inverness to see our son. It's like I've not been away. It felt like I'd not seen him for ages - well it has literally been months - but it's all forgotten now I'm here. 

Sometimes, like today, when I sit in front of my keyboard I have no clue what to write for my blog. Sometimes it's all planned, I have notes written and words just flow. Then I have a block. So to fill this block I'm going to talk nonsense.

The first boy I kissed was David Horne (David Horne a bag of corn, a belly full of fat, when he dies shoot his eyes, and what do you think of that? - he wrote this not me lol) when I was 4 years old. He pushed me into a bush of nettles in the playground. I was very stung! But I forgave him. 

I fell in love with my husband when he hopped over a wall! He just put his hands on the wall and his legs just kind of jumped over! I was hooked from that moment! 24 years later he can and would do it still. He once climbed out of our bedroom window (yes on the first floor not ground floor) in the middle of the night (about 2am) in a storm, to fix a rattling tile on the roof! He was just wearing his jeans (bare chest and bare feet) as we had been asleep (well I was, he obviously wasn't lol). I was furious but secretly impressed. It takes a lot more to impress me now though! 

The first proper book I read was The Snow Goose by Paul Gallico. I think I was about 8 years old. It was so good but so sad and I cried and cried when it ended. I've re-read it a couple of times and it still makes me cry! 

My first job was working for The Royal Bank of Scotland. I once answered the phone and mistakenly said 'Good morning, royal pie'! I have no idea where that came from but it really made me laugh! 

I hope my nonsense has entertained you somewhat. I'll do better next week.

Practice like you've never won. Perform like you've never lost.