This week I've been checking out cheating. I understand that it's possible to lose a lb by having a shit first (my hubby has no problem with this) but it didn't work for me. Then I tried weighing myself with only one foot on the scales - now this lost me half a lb! A little disappointing. Now weighing yourself upside down. Wow! I weighed nothing at all, but the scales almost slipped off my feet and broke my head. I don't recommend.
Someone told me that eating standing up negates calories. Or that if no one sees you eating it doesn't count. So taking these two pieces of advice i closed myself in the larder to scoff a bounty. It was quite nice. The darkness heightened the taste experience and I felt wicked and naughty... But I'm pretty sure that the calories went straight on my bum.
I've decided that cheating doesn't work. At the end of the day you are only cheating yourself so there really is no point.
This week I've learnt that I'm incredibly unhappy being this size.
Difficult roads lead to beautiful destinations.
Hi Gilly, I have caught up on your blog :) and although you make me giggle along your journey, I also feel your pain xx So how is it we both have slim dogs. They say if you have a fat dog, you yourself are not getting enough exercise!! Which can only mean we look after our dogs better than we look after ourselves? So, when you are back next week, leave the frappes and choccies behind and we shall walk the dogs and look after us as well as our beloved poochies :) xx (ps. do you fancy joining my village ladies netball ;) ) xx
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