Slimming World

Weight today : 14st 12lbs
Loss this week : 1lb
Total loss : 4lbs









So upon arriving home from Austria I weighed myself and I had only put on half a pound. Now this is amazing. Forget your saints and Jesus who made blind folk sighted and turned water to wine... This was a miracle.

Now, long story short I had a teeny little breakdown whilst I was away (I shan't bore you with details but just think lots of slim girls and then me!) So chatting with my comrades I decided I needed help (not that kind of help, cheeky) and I made the decision to join a slimming group. I had resisted for a year but let's face it, I'm still fat. So before you could say Boo to a goose I was off. Food Optimising here I come. It's quite exciting really. My slim gorgeous body is finally going to break out. And for those of you that remember me slimmer it's a much better look I'm sure you'll agree?

I have two nights out this weekend. Now for some reason everyone (ok - my mum & kids) thinks I'm always out but this is an untruth as I'm not. But this weekend I am. So I need to 'syn' an awful lot of gin. It won't be good not to lose weight in my first week at class. Do you think that's happened before? Oh my goodness, it's bound to have! Anyway that is not my goal. So slimline g&t for me and I'll just have to cross my fingers and toes and eyes.

If at first you don't succeed, ask if he's got a brother.