So, I'm not prepared... In all senses. Firstly I'm not prepared for this blog. No idea what I'm writing so it'll be gobbledegook this week (you probably won't even notice). I'm not prepared for Christmas, only 2 weeks away so I'll just wing it! And I'm not prepared for weight gain (as I've no weight loss to compensate).
It suddenly occurred to me the other day that I hadn't stepped on the scales in ages! Now this is dangerous, so very dangerous. This is how you put on a stone without noticing! This is how I put on 5 stones without noticing (ha ha that's a big fat lie obviously, imagine me not noticing a huge 5 stones?! - it was 6 stones). So the other day I braced myself and took a deep breath and.... Drum roll please.....I weighed exactly the same as when I last looked! Phew! So happy. (You may have guessed that deep down I was hoping for a miraculous weight loss - ha ha imagine that. Losing weight without even trying?! I think that's called diabetes). Anyway good news really.
So last month I didn't fast forward my Christmas CD when it came on in the car. This week I actually fast forwarded all the others (Ed Sheeran, Crowded House, Pete Tong - my eclectic taste) to select the Christmas CD! Singing all the way to work! IT'S CHRISTMAS!! Thank you Noddy!
Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.
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