What a week!

So my week? Well the picture is a clue... Can you guess?

Firstly... It snowed!
Secondly.... It froze.
Thirdly...I slipped

So 8am Sunday morning I slipped on the ice rink that was my road. I actually saw stars and my teeth displaced! I lay on the cold ground for ages before I realised I had to get up. I was confused and couldn't remember where my daughter's bedroom was. I found her lol. A quick trip to A&E for a check. I was fine but had concussion. Have you ever had concussion? It's weird as F*@#. My head is thick and woozy. For the first few days it felt so heavy I thought it would roll off my shoulders! And even now, when I go to bed, I have to lie as still as I can. If I move my head when I'm in bed the room spins. It's like being drunk without all the good bits. Not fun. And then... Hold on to your seats...I'm not allowed to drink alcohol!!! Like really?! It's just a few days to Christmas. I'm gutted! I'm no alcoholic honest, but Christmas without a bucks fizz for breakfast, a glass of bubbly before dinner, wine at dinner, liqueur after dinner, Irish coffee, Christmas cocktail, Bailey's.....

My daughter slipped on the ice the week before. She fractured her coccyx!! That's why she's home at the moment - I'm supposed to be looking after her lol. She's in agony and has to sit on a maternity ring. Sometimes she's on all fours watching TV. She hobbles like an old lady. No, it's not funny! She has so many different pain killers she's rattling. BUT SHE CAN DRINK WITH THEM ALL!!!! (And it's a little bit funny that she's sitting on a rubber ring!)

I would like to wish you all a very merry Christmas. Eat drink and party. Be nice to each other and have a drink for me.

Why was the snowman looking in the veg drawer? He was picking his nose!