I was never any good at Hangman but even I can get this clue. These Cancer Research billboards posters are kind of in your face. I guess that was the plan.... Good plan! Do we call them billboards? Is that American? Talking of billboards, 3 Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri is a brilliant film! Anyway, I digress.
This is one reason not to be the O - word. And we know all the others. I've listed them at one time or another. But it made me think about reasons to be fat 🤔. I came up with... 1. Being a plus size model (though if everyone was slim this would be a moot job). 2. Being a sumo wrestler! But I don't fancy this and I'm pretty sure you need to be Japanese too. Any one up for this one? 3. Your other half really fancies you with the extra blubber? Now this one could potentially be a real reason. Some people (I believe) really dig the fat. Would you want to lose weight knowing your partner might go off you? I would hope that if they loved you they would want you to be happy and healthy. I mean, lots of men and women still love their partners when they put weight on, shouldn't it be the same the other way round?
I actually lost a teeny bit of weight last week which was an absolute miracle as I had a weekend away (just home with my mummy) and Mother's Day. I ate in the car going. I ate biscuits. I ate supper and pudding at my sister's. I cooked a lovely roast dinner for Mothering Sunday and then had a scone with clotted cream (thank you other sister for mums gift ha ha ha). Then I ate in the car coming home. Like I said, a small miracle.
My jeans are so baggy they are pretty revolting! My size 16s are so very nearly fastened! Another week or so I think. I just need a belt until then!
As the late, great Professor Stephen Hawking once said "Look up at the stars, not down at your feet".
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