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It was suggested I try a different angle to see if my weight loss is more noticeable. So I did. What do you think? Before is the top one. I maybe should have stood closer this morning?? No real difference though? Honestly I have lost over a stone ha ha

Hola, Guten Tag, G'day, Hi, Hello. Just greeting all my international readers. Plus Dutch, Austrian, Canadian, Belgian, Japanese, Irish and many more. It's super cool. I hope you enjoy my postings. Welcome!

Talking about readers I normally have between 250-300 each week. Last week it was a record at 381! This week only 205 🙁. I'm thinking that my crush, Ryan Gosling is not that popular. And maybe seeing me in my undies is the winner. I do think that's a bit weird. Like do you really want to see that? I'm hardly Eva Mendes (for those in the know that's Mrs Gosling!!) Well I'll see…I guess…as this week there's more of me in my smalls (or should I say, not so smalls?)

And talking about Ryan (again, I'm sorry) I forgot to say if anyone knows him could you please put in a good word? Although I have thought of a problem - he's on my list but I can hardly force him can I? And he can't have a list. Can you imagine?? If he had a list of famous people he wanted to know carnally... That would be plain cheating!! Imagine telling Eva 'It's ok I slept with Naomi Campbell - she's on my list!' ha ha ha nope she won't fall for that old chestnut!

I had a bit of a binge this week. Started Sunday. I had a voucher for a FREE large Papa John pizza. Who can say no to free pizza? My son and I shared. It was delicious. Then Monday I had breakfast with a pal (sausage butty) then a creme egg, then a Subway with giant cookie (pal had a voucher ha ha) then I had crisps, then a Florentine or two! But you know I don't think it's hindered my weight loss. A) I got straight back to plan on Tuesday. B) I think the extra calories just put fuel on the fire and my metabolism was stoked and it burned burned burned! Not that I'll risk it again anytime soon... But that pizza was amazing!

PS all going swimmingly and then yesterday happened! Nephew had a birthday - and I had 3 spring rolls! Then I was out for dinner with some friends (hello friends (they all read this)). Now I wasnt going to be the diet bore in the corner ordering a lettuce leaf with dressing on the side. So...I had halloumi chips with chilli jam, lemon sole stuffed with prawns with colcannon, one G&T, three glasses of red and a good-night hot chocolate! And now I think this might be the week I put on weight, after 13 weeks of losing 😥 But!! I don't officially get weighed until Sunday (long story - I'll tell you later) so I have today and tomorrow to get it together and have that loss by Sunday morning! Even half a pound will do. Wish me luck and I'll tell you next week 😁

You might be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, but there will always be people that don't like peaches!

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