Pros & Cons

This was one of the tattoo designs hubby was thinking of submitting for my competition/fundraising to be tattooed on my lower back! So cheeky! So far he hasn't but I wouldn't put it past him.

I hope you've all now seen my charity fundraising effort. Even if you're not interested in the tattoo please donate, no matter how small - it all adds up and this is a very worthwhile cause. If you've never been affected by Alzheimer's then watch The Notebook.
www.justgiving.com/fundraising/gilly-wilson3

I thought you might like my pros & cons of being fat!

PROS

1. The fat insulates you and keeps you warm in winter.
2. You can just go ahead and eat pizza, chips, cake, chocolate etc etc
3. You don't have to run. You can't run so why try?
4. You don't have to worry about what you wear. You feel a state in everything so hey!
5. You make a big splash when you jump in the pool.
6. You can drink more before getting drunk.
7. You're the happy bubbly one.
8. You spend your life thinking about food... that's a lot.
9. Eating makes you happy.

CONS

1. You sweat a lot in the summer - which is not a good look.
2. It can increase your risk of illness.
3. You'll probably snore.
4. It's a nightmare finding clothes to fit.
5. You feel stupid wearing a bikini or shorts.
6. You feel ugly.
7. You're more likely to be found guilty.
8. You're less likely to get that job.
9. It costs more to get drunk.
10. You spend your life thinking about diets.
11. Being fat makes you cry.

Well the cons win - better get on and lose that weight then! And before you all get your knickers in a twist and I get thousands of messages telling me that fat people can run or they can wear a bikini and feel proud - these are just my own warped views about me being fat, so it's fine. Off you go - running in your bikini then.

When I went running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.