Friday, 24 January 2020

#confused


Oh man. I am seriously confused and not sure what to do. This week on TV I've seen **Scarlett Moffat, Josie Gibson and Vanessa Feltz. So what? You may ask. Well all of these semi celebrities have one thing in common. They were fat, lost weight, gained weight! I really don't want to be that person yet again. I have been there and refuse to be there again. I don't know the solution. There is no magic wand. But how can I make sure that if I lose weight, I lose it for good? I am literally terrified! I'm not saying I want to stay fat, but I do need a fool - proof plan (answers on a postcard). I spoke to my hubby. He's told me to forget my weight and just try to get fit. He worries about me, that I'm puffed out just climbing the stairs. And I do get what he's saying. I just think it's going to be hard getting fit when I'm 5 stones over my ideal. If I lost the weight I'm sure I'd gallop up the stairs naturally anyhow. So you need to leave this with me. I shall think very hard about it. Then hopefully have a plan.

So I've got a gorgeous new silk nightdress. Now you may think that this is for sleeping in, but you'd be wrong! It's for me to float about in, like a goddess, thinking I'm the bees knees. If it's cold I can add my velvet robe. I feel sexy and amazing (as long as I don't catch a glimpse in the mirror of course). I did take a selfie to post this week, but I decided you didn't need to see that! Of course I only swan about in silk occasionally. Normally I'm wearing my furry onesie (hooded with ears). I like to surprise my husband. He doesn't know what he's coming home to - a movie star, or a teletubby!

Four things you can't get back -
The stone after its thrown
The word after its said
The occasion after its missed
The time after its gone.

** Scarlett Moffat - from Goggle box and I'm a celebrity
Josie Gibson - Big Brother
Vanessa Feltz - talk show host and radio presenter

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