Am I a psychopath?

 

So the very next day after revealing my face covered in sweet chilli sauce, I went to work with a big blob of marshmallow right on the end of my nose. Obviously I didn't know this. And it was nearly 4 hours before someone told me! When I looked in the mirror I looked like a frozen Rudolph. When I got home and told Mark he laughed so hard he cried. He reckons that all my work mates were giggling behind my back. Anyway it's about time they all know how messy I am. 

For Christmas I got Mark a book called 'Are you a Psychopath?'. One of the very first traits it mentions is hanging the toilet paper facing down the back. I do this (as does my mom and sisters) and therefore he has declared me a psychopath. Alas, there are more -

- I keep the ketchup in the fridge

- I fold down the page corners in books, even books I don't own

- if I want a bit of cheese I chop a corner rather than a slice

- I don't finish my tea, but then want another one

- I don't make my bed (but we've talked about this at length, I like the bed to breathe) 

- I happily drink orange juice after brushing my teeth

- I rarely eat cereal but if I do I can eat it dry (butter spread on a Weetabix is delicious) 

- I like cheesy life quotes (one at the end of every blog each week lol) 

- I love a ham and pineapple pizza (come on, I'm not the only one!)

 - I bite into ice lollies. 

Now that might seem a lengthy list but there's lots mentioned that I don't do; wear odd socks, put empty bottles of milk back in the fridge, I never drive a car in silence (always play music). I'm betting that everyone reading the book could declare themselves a psychopath. Of course I'm not admitting chopping up my ex-husband! 

This week's blog is number 430! I've been writing every week for over 8 years. Congratulations to everyone who has been here from the start. I can't believe I still have stuff to prattle on about. Lots of dieting posts and dog posts and the rest is just Gilly nonsense. Readers have come and gone and that's ok. One day it'll be my last, but not this week. Thank you for reading and have a good day! 

My photo this week I took from Facebook. It looks very old, and she's holding my doll! He's called Jack (see below). He's as old as me so I guess that's very old. 😂😂

Happiness is not about getting what you want, it's about enjoying what you have.