Snorting and other noises.

Weight : 14st 10.5lbs
Lost ; 1lb from last week but gained 1lb from the start
fat : 46%














Hello, my readers have reduced to 1/4 of what they normally are last week. Is that everyone bored because after a whopping 3 months (doesn't time fly when you're having fun?) I've not actually lost weight? I'm pretty sure you could sue me under breach of contract.

I make some strange annoying noises. Sometimes when I laugh I kinda snort, my husband calls me a piggy, it does sound rather pig like. If you hear me snort when you've told me a joke then it just means I find it very funny. When I chew my jaw clicks. I'm oblivious - I think I must be used to it, but I am lead to believe from family (no one else would be so rude) that it's highly annoying. And I snore! There, I've said it. Feels like I'm at an AA meeting. Hello my name is Gilly, and I'm a snorer. I don't actually mind, more often than not I'm sleeping. But I do feel sorry for hubby. He never complains - scratch that - he rarely complains. He doesn't move to the spare bed. He doesn't let me move to the spare bed (and yes!! I do offer!) he just sticks in his ear plugs and occasionally pokes me in the side to roll over. When I was away with my daughter she ended up sleeping in the 'retreat' (a room with day beds for chilling and reading during the day). Anyway, my point to all this (apart from sharing all my annoying habits) is that I only started snoring about 2 stones ago. So, yet one more reason to give up being fat! The list is endless.

What have I learnt? That I've been blogging for 3 months about losing weight and I've gained 1lb! So from today, girls and boys, I am actually going to do it! If I can't/don't I will relinquish this story writing and get a proper job.

If at first you don't succeed, ask if he has a brother.