Twisted knickers

Weight today : 15st
Weight last time I looked : 15st

Ha ha no difference between weeks that I'm 'good' and weeks that I eat what I want! I think there's something wrong somewhere 😉

If I were to bend over to touch my toes I'd reach my ankles. If I wanted to do the yoga 'tree' pose I'd get my foot to my knee. Now to do these actions together I'm not so successful. I think my belly fat gets in the way! Body over, leg up, too much fat and I can't just push it out the way. You might be asking why I need to contort in this way... To get my knickers on of course! Sometimes I put them on the floor, step into them and use a foot to shuggle them up my leg. Sometimes I hold on to something and kind of swing my knickers in one hand them quickly 'foot up, foot in, done!'. But mostly I just hold my underwear and try to lift my leg and put my foot in. I end up hopping around the room like some kind of rain dance. My hubby dashes over to help as he's worried I fall and hurt myself. Oh no, I'm sorry, I must be thinking of someone else's husband. My mistake. My husband just watches and laughs!!

Last couple of weeks my diet has not been great. I can't even kid myself that it's been healthy. It hasn't... At all.... But I've loved it. I've just enjoyed eating and drinking. Food is yummy! And my weight hasn't suffered too bad, not caused any damage so can't complain! But I know I can't continue so I will get back to plan. Which plan? God knows!! But I'll pick one... For a bit!

Missed exercise class on Monday. Nephew's birthday party. I was too busy eating cake and spring rolls. But I've redeemed myself and went Thursday night instead! It was hard and I struggled more than last week but at least I can walk today! Yay all good.

This week my 16 year old son taught me a word. Esoteric! e.g. The quiz about brain surgery was esoteric.

Esoteric - adjective - intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialised knowledge or interest.

Snaccident - eating a whole pizza or family size bag of crisps by mistake!