Thursday, 6 September 2018

Uh-oh!

So on return from holiday I hopped on the scales - and quickly hopped off! I was (yet again) 15 stones!! Bloody hell! WTF?! I could have kicked the cat (this is a lie - I would NEVER do that!) But honestly? Why?? Oh yeah...I know why.... Bloody cocktails, fine eating and lying around in the sun. Now I can tell I've lost you at this point and you're not feeling sorry for me! But I'm feeling sorry for myself. I really shouldn't be that heavy! But there is nothing new there. At least I'm not 16 stones I guess? Anyway.... Drum roll.... I'm only (I use that word loosely) 14 stones 10 pounds today!

So my baby (no, not my children, my lovely dog! My kids believe I love the dog more than them which is obviously not true. Even though she leaves her toys all over the house she's not as messy as they used to be. She loves me unconditionally and never says 'Eugh get off!' when I cuddle her. She only demands food twice a day and never complains about what I give her! She's polite and patient and never answers me back. But of course I don't love her more than the kids). Anyway, she's just started having seizures. It's so awful for her and really scary for us. Vet not sure if it's epilepsy or a side effect to her Prozac. We just need to monitor her and see what happens. Fingers crossed she's ok.

And me? Well I have a sore back. I was tubing (just in case you don't know - this is sitting in a big rubber doughnut in the sea, being pulled by a speed boat, holding on for dear life and in my case screaming very loudly) and I was flung out! (No! I don't have a video). My back wasn't sore at the time but it was the next day! Might be a coincidence or might be the flinging (or the sunbathing on my tummy) who knows. But it's sore.

I'm telling you all this so you understand why I can't lose weight under these circumstances! Just so much stress. Who the hell wouldn't be reaching for the biscuit tin?? Yes you are supposed to be feeling sorry for me! Has it worked? Good lol

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it just pee on it and walk away!

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